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Mom: If a boy touches your b**bs, say “Don’t” and if he touches your pu**y say “Stop”. The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, “I choose death”.Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said “Don’t Stop”. The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, “Death by boogaloo!!! Teacher and her 3 boy students: Teacher: “Why did you laugh? ” Boy 3: “I think my school days are over.”A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school? The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant “boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo”.A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. ” Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your bra.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.”Boy 2 laughed… ” Boy 2: “I saw your bra straps.” Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one month.”Teacher bent down to pickup a chalk. He asks the man, “Where did you get such a big lighter? A: A hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone.The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.“What are you doing, Mommy? ”The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders.

Parents need to know that this novelty book is targeted more to adults than to kids although it was written by a fourth grader.

" /Parents need to know that this novelty book is targeted more to adults than to kids although it was written by a fourth grader.

Not that author Alec says anything untoward for younger ears, but the shtick depends on a certain maturity or it just isn't funny.

” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer.“Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.”The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.”The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”So the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks. The chief walks to the men and says, ” What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?

”The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”I had a visitor one night… The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, “That genie is a little hard of hearing isn’t he.”The guy replies, “No kidding! ”A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. ” The first man thinks for a second and replies, “I choose Boogaloo”.

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